If you are offended by crudeness, Please quit reading this post.
For the rest of you...laugh your head off!
My daughter was upstairs vacuuming while I was loading the dishes in the dishwasher. Soon I hear, "MOM!" She turns the vacuum off and asks, "Just why is your VIBRATOR in a laundry basket in the hallway?!"
(This is a milk out of the nose moment) "WHAT!?" I shout and run up the stairs.
Soon I am looking down in the laundry basket where, along with the sheets to my massage table, lies my Massaging neck pillow.
Between gasps for breath because I'm laughing my butt off, I say to my daughter, "You need to remember to say MASSAGER not vibrator, you sound crude!" Ha, ha, ha!!!
She answers in a huff, "Well it does vibrate!"
"A funny bone is a very good thing to have."
May 2017 :)
2 months ago